smell my finger.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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