What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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