But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This girl is more easily done than said...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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