Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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