I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
