ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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