yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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