She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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