Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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