Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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