plz talk dirty to me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
And then my night got REAL pukey
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