the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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