Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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