I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
