I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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