thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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