Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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