lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
