I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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