My room smells like vodka and shame
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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