the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
