He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
