I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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