dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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