just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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