I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
