I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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