I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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