Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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