summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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