I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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