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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think people are normalizing furries
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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