I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Drunk is not a location!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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