Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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