just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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