we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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