Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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