Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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