dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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