and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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