Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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