"it" just moved
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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