Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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