he puts the penis in happiness.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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