I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
