Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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