Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
