Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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