Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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