i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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