the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
