What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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