It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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