Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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