it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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