I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
