He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Do vagina's smell?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Enjoy the penises
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
