worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
