I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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